Meow!

Dear TO-ORIST,

People may be tempted to stare and laugh at me, but honestly I could not care less - I want your tapestry cat bomber jacket more than I want Number (N)ine to come back (which is rather a lot, just look at this collection!).

But seriously...£349? Cut a boy some slack.

I may just have to hang around antique shops in a top hat, monocle and crimson velvet-lined cape (if you are going to try and be incognito, you may as well have fun with it) in the hopes that someone drops off a tapestrical (I realise that is not actually a word) masterpiece for me to cut and sew...and then possibly discover that I am actually pretty bad at making jackets.

And yes, cats really are that awesome.

Have I been in the library a little too much as of late whispering to the books and pretending that they talk back to me in funny old accents and lament the fact that they have not had the chance to come off the shelf and stretch in far too long? Probably, but I would never admit it if you asked.

(If you are a dog person, please do excuse this post. I think I may need to go and have some tea)

Currently playing: Solo Dolo - Kid Cudi

xxxx